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page last updated:
January 13, 2005




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© Martin Foreman



Column 47:
How to know hogwash

A journey into the mystery of Deepak Chopra

By © Martin Foreman
Word Count: 797 words
Publication date: January 8, 2006

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Sometimes we do things not because we want to but because everyone else does them and we don’t want to feel left out. Like Disneyworld; it isn’t exactly a rite of passage, but life feels incomplete if you haven’t visited at least once.

I’ve done both Disneys – Land and World – and I figured it was time for something new. So I read a Deepak Chopra book. For those of you living on Mars or in Iraq, DC is a best-selling “inspirational” writer, author of such books as The Path to Love and The Seven Spiritual Laws of Success.

For several years How to know God; the Soul’s Journey into the Mystery of Mysteries had sat on my bookshelves. Over the Festive Season I finally picked it up. Chopra himself would probably say that God had prompted me.

Well, if that was the case, God’s timing was way off. My soul was not inspired to get off the sofa, far less to look out its backpack and head for the metaphysical road. By the end of the nearly three hundred pages I had met boredom and was thoroughly acquainted with irritation, but God and I had yet to be introduced.

It wasn’t that HTKG was difficult to read. Chopra writes well and the eye trips merrily down the page. No, the problem was in the ideas that the words conveyed – a combination of the meaningless, the preposterous and the trite.

My first disappointment came with the bald assertion that God exists. I expected such an approach from a third-rate creationist speaking to a converted audience, but from Chopra’s reputation and a book with such a grandiose title I expected more – like a reason to believe in the deity.

I didn’t get it. Although Chopra is honest enough to remind us occasionally that there is no proof for God, his strategy is to ignore that inconvenience, in the expectation that his readers will be seduced by the “miracles” he reports.

These, however, are obscure and unsubstantiated: a priest who avoided being knocked down by a boy on a bicycle, a woman who sees John Lennon on the television and a Los Angeles telephone call. While Chopra attributes these events to God, more discerning minds might see the hand of alcohol, coincidence or imagination.

More discerning minds might also wonder why Chopra deals only in good miracles, while in the real world God fails to prevent others from dying in accidents and allows murderers to carry out 9/11.

But answer came there none…

I carried on reading, relieved to learn that the spiritual quest had been reduced to Seven Steps to God. Surprisingly, however, when Chopra told me I would find God by looking in the mirror, all I could see was a middle-aged man needing a shave.

When I sat down again, all that stretched before me was page after page of petty “miracles” interspersed with Apparently Deep But Actually Meaningless Observations such as “our beliefs must eventually shift to conform to reality, since in the quantum world belief creates reality.”

The more I read, the more I had the impression of being addressed by a quack doctor staring me fixedly in the eye and daring me not to believe him.

Giving Chopra the benefit of the doubt, I suppose he believes his own words. Because God is unknowable we can all invent our own description of him and Chopra’s version is more benign than the ugly bigot created by Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and their ilk.

If I were feeling charitable, I would simply ignore Chopra, send the book for recycling and look for something that nourishes rather than insults my intellect. After all, his goal appears to be no more than to make people feel good about themselves, buy more of his books and then maybe spend more money on some of the courses and products conveniently advertized on his website.

But I’ve wasted two hours and I’m not in a good mood. What irritates me most is the fact that Chopra devotes his considerable talents to convincing people, on the basis of no evidence whatsoever, that there is another reality.

The world is in a mess. America is deeply divided and ill at ease. Americans suffer inadequate health care and education systems. Religious leadership confers unprecedented power. Political leaders on both sides of the fence are incompetent, have oversized egos and pocketbooks, and are driven by ambition and arrogance.

America desperately needs serious thinkers and competent leaders, not the God of either the Chopra or the Falwell variety. How much more valuable Chopra’s contribution to society would be if he offered not a fantasy but a concrete vision that united the country and restored pride and comradeship to all Americans. Instead of which, he offers hogwash.


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This article was reprinted on www.kennygraham.net on April 18, 2006.



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